chris addison


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Snow? Pah! Off to Brighton's Theatre Royal for a show tonight. 8pm. You should totally come along.

Sun Feb 05 12:32 2012 from TweetDeck

Companies! Have you used the phrase "drill down" in your public communications? Are you a drill company? No? Then ironically you are tools.

Sun Feb 05 08:33 2012 from TweetDeck

Thank God they CGI-d the new Bob The Builder. Cos I was finding the sheen of charm was getting in the way of the sickly bullshit.

Sun Feb 05 07:42 2012 from TweetDeck

This tweet is delayed due to adverse weather conditions. Please do not read unless you absolutely have to.

Sat Feb 04 23:23 2012 from TweetDeck

Curry delivered. The Raj Moni will NOT BE STOPPED. Now. A film.

Sat Feb 04 21:00 2012 from TweetDeck

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Frequently Requested Answers

There are a number of Often Asked Questions which people put to me by one means or another (email, twitter, shouting it across the street, carving it into the bark of a tree in a park near a venue I'm playing at, baking the letters in cake form and sending them individually via my agent over a period of months, etc. etc.) So I thought it might be an idea to provide you with a list of Frequently Requested Answers.

Here they are, in no particular order other than the one I remembered them in. read more...