Snow? Pah! Off to Brighton's Theatre Royal for a show tonight. 8pm. You should totally come along.
Sun Feb 05 12:32 2012 from TweetDeck
Companies! Have you used the phrase "drill down" in your public communications? Are you a drill company? No? Then ironically you are tools.
Sun Feb 05 08:33 2012 from TweetDeck
Thank God they CGI-d the new Bob The Builder. Cos I was finding the sheen of charm was getting in the way of the sickly bullshit.
Sun Feb 05 07:42 2012 from TweetDeck
This tweet is delayed due to adverse weather conditions. Please do not read unless you absolutely have to.
Sat Feb 04 23:23 2012 from TweetDeck
Curry delivered. The Raj Moni will NOT BE STOPPED. Now. A film.
Sat Feb 04 21:00 2012 from TweetDeck
New London date
Monday December 07, 2009Hello, you. My, you look well. Have you had a new haircut, or something? It’s a what? Is it? Well, you would never be able to tell. That was certainly an unexpected benefit of thawing relations with Russia, wasn’t it?
Anyway, enough about you. I just wanted to let you know that due to Steadily Reasonable Public Demand a second date at the Bloomsbury Theatre, London has just been added to my tour. Yes. I know. So, it’s Sunday 14th March 2010. There are still a couple of tickets left for the first one on Saturday 13th February, too.
Thanks to Scientific Progress and Modern Life you can roll over those dates to be taken to the page where the new-fangled, computer equivalent of a Nice Lady will sell you some tickets.