chris addison


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Snow? Pah! Off to Brighton's Theatre Royal for a show tonight. 8pm. You should totally come along.

Sun Feb 05 12:32 2012 from TweetDeck

Companies! Have you used the phrase "drill down" in your public communications? Are you a drill company? No? Then ironically you are tools.

Sun Feb 05 08:33 2012 from TweetDeck

Thank God they CGI-d the new Bob The Builder. Cos I was finding the sheen of charm was getting in the way of the sickly bullshit.

Sun Feb 05 07:42 2012 from TweetDeck

This tweet is delayed due to adverse weather conditions. Please do not read unless you absolutely have to.

Sat Feb 04 23:23 2012 from TweetDeck

Curry delivered. The Raj Moni will NOT BE STOPPED. Now. A film.

Sat Feb 04 21:00 2012 from TweetDeck

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Hello, you. Welcome to my new website.

Wednesday December 02, 2009

It's comprehensive!

It's got all the things you would expect a website like this to have.  For example, if you clink on the link marked 'Live Dates' you will be taken to a page called 'Live Dates' which contains information about any what we in the industry call 'live dates' that I may have coming up.  If you click on the link marked 'Video' this will take you to a page called 'Video' which-  Well, I expect you get the idea.

It's eco-friendly!

We here at chrisaddison.co.uk (that's me and Tris, who knows what all the buttony things on the keyboard bit do) have been careful to make looking after the environment our very first priority and that is why every single page of text on this website has been constructed using only twenty-six letters.  A remarkable achievement, we think you will agree.  Count them if you don't believe us.

It's live!

Unlike all other websites, this one is coded on a real-time basis, meaning that every time you click a link someone has to make a new version of the page it links to then and there.  Even as you read this, Team chrisaddison.co.uk are waiting to spring into action.  Well, it'll just be Tris by now.  I'll be at home watching Doctors, I would think.

And don't forget!  Every time you click on a link some money goes to charity!

No, hang on, wait.  I don't want you to get the wrong idea here.  Just to be clear: it's not that I give some money to charity every time you click a link, it's just statistically likely that every time you click a link a charity's getting some money off someone somewhere.  I haven't done the maths, or anything, but it stands to reason, doesn't it?

Cheers,

Chris

Small Print:

1) Other comedians' websites are available.  It's just I don't benefit from those in any way, so stick around, yeah?

2) Your home may be at risk if you leave the front door open.

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