chris addison


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Snow? Pah! Off to Brighton's Theatre Royal for a show tonight. 8pm. You should totally come along.

Sun Feb 05 12:32 2012 from TweetDeck

Companies! Have you used the phrase "drill down" in your public communications? Are you a drill company? No? Then ironically you are tools.

Sun Feb 05 08:33 2012 from TweetDeck

Thank God they CGI-d the new Bob The Builder. Cos I was finding the sheen of charm was getting in the way of the sickly bullshit.

Sun Feb 05 07:42 2012 from TweetDeck

This tweet is delayed due to adverse weather conditions. Please do not read unless you absolutely have to.

Sat Feb 04 23:23 2012 from TweetDeck

Curry delivered. The Raj Moni will NOT BE STOPPED. Now. A film.

Sat Feb 04 21:00 2012 from TweetDeck

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In these modern times, interactivity is key. People understandably feel that if they can’t get in contact, their experience of whatever they happen to be looking at is somehow diminished and their own status belittled. Back in the day, if you were being offered a red button to press so that you could join in, it meant you were in the Science Museum. These days it means that you’re watching Huw Edwards asking you for your opinion of the government’s policy on nuclear power, instead of getting on and telling you the news.
Bowing regretfully to the inevitable, therefore, Mr. Addison has instructed us to make it possible for visitors to his website to make contact in various ways. So, then:

If you would like to get in touch with us here at Team chrisaddison.co.uk, or send us an email that we can endeavour to forward to Mr. Addison (which, given how often he seems to pick up his email, is akin to sending the Voyager spacecraft out beyond the solar system and simply hoping that one day some sort of unseen lifeform will get back to you), then email us at admin@chrisaddison.co.uk.

If you wish to enquire about Mr. Addison’s availability for any kind of work-related thing - a booking, decorating, loft conversion, sports training or driftwood furniture whittling, then best contact Rob Aslett at Avalon Management on roba@avalonuk.com, or - how very old-fashioned - on +44 (0)20 7598 8000.